Funny Quotes

Common sense
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
The future isn't what it used to be.Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. -- Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Power means not having to respond.

Philosophy
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein
To err is human. To forgive is unusual.
Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. -- Plato
Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

Life little moments of destruction
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

About work ...
To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

thats all for now !! xDD